Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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