- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

whats long and black? a baton

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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