- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Please don't shoot me

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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