- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Please don't shoot me

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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