- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

This is an anti-joke.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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