How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Hellen keller

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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haha

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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