Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do you call a black man? Rob

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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