- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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