- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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