- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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