- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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