Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A Serbian Film

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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