- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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