Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Knock knock.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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