What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Neil is a reterd.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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