- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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