Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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