- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

No your aunties a joke

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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