So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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