Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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