Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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