Roses are red, yup.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do you call a black man? Rob

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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