- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

drew edminstin is a rat

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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