Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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