Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

you see theres this guy.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A storm be brewin!

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

hi

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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