My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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