What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Women's Rights

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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