What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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