- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Male leadership.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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