- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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