- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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