Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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