Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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