- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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