- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

what's worse then a blowjob?

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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