What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Please don't shoot me

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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