Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Penis chickens

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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okay so theres this guy.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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