What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

autistic kids rock

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Cancer.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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