- Anti Joke

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no