- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

whats long and black? a baton

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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