what's black? a lot of things.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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youre gay

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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