- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Hi my name is Bob

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Guess what? SHADAP

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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