Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Gay rights

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Netball.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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