Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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