What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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