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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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