are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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