Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Casey Anthony kills a baby

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you call a black man? Rob

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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