why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Women's rights

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

hey guys im gay

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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