- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What comes after 23? 24.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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