- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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