Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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