- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Do u take sugar?

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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