- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What do you call a black man? A person

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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