Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

An anti-joke

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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