- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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