- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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