- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

i hate non minorities!

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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