- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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