What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

outside your comfort zone

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Roses are red, yup.

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