- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Gretta has five legs? -no

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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