- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Adam Chebali has no life

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Women's Rights

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

why did you poop because you are a poop

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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