- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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