- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Jews

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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