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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Robin get in the batmobile!

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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