How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do you call a black man? A person

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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