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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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