- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Knock knock.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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