- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

okay so theres this guy.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Sarah Palin's political campaign

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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