- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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