Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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