- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

bologna

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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