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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Ehh

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Terraria

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Your mom is so old she died

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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