- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Albino African Americans

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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