What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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