- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

I literally died laughing

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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