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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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