- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

A American seeking into mexico

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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