B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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