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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a black man? A person

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Guess who is violent. Osama

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Chuck Norris.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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