- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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