- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

AIDS

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Fat people

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

hi dave

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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