- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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