- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Refridgerator.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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