A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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