- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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