- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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