- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

I dont have a girlfriend

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why? Why not?

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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