- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

you will like this because i am black.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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